skyla

​ My name is Alice.This is an extra story that I wrote...a rewritten story about The Three Bears and Goldilocks! The Three Thief Bears and Crime Breaking Lock! ===//In the forest lived Three Thief Bears.One day while they were out stealing cookies for breakfast.... the Crime Breaking Lock came to their house.While the Crime Breaking Lock investigated the Three Bear's house he saw some porridge,so he decided to have some since he didn't have any breakfast.He tried the first bowl"Too hot!" he cried.He tried the second one "Too cold" he said.He tried third one "Not much porridge but just the right temperature." So he gobbled up the third bowl.After he kept on investigating. Through the investigation, some accidents ocurred...First he saw some chairs, he was seeing if the chairs had any bombs in or on it...then,he accidently broke it"whoops" he cried.After he felt a sudden dizziness...so he went up on to one of the beds.He tried the first one"TOO HARD"he cried.He tried the second one"TOO SOFT"he yawned.He tried the third one,it was a little small but comfy.So he drifted to sleep...Then SUDDENLY he woke up by a loud "ROAR"!He open his eyes to see what happened.Guess what he saw..HE SAW THE THREE THIEF BEARS! He quickly stood up and got ready to fight.He got a bomb and quickly threw it to the Three Thief Bear. Before the Three Bears even realised what had happened, "BOOM"went the the bomb...then you know what happened.So the Crime Breaking Lock lived happily ever after,and guarded the animals in the forest! By:Alice. //=== =__Why do parents even exist?__ =

Skyla was woken up by an unusual sound,"There it goes again" She sighed as she woke up from her dream.She stood up and walked down stairs with her chestnut hair dangling from her chest.
===" What's the problem?" Skyla sighed then she stared with her blue/greenish eyeballs(not to be gross but her eyeballs are pretty) at her Mum with a questioning face.Her Mum looked back at her with a I-really-didn't-want-to-do-this-in-the-first-place emotion. === ==="I have a bad feeling about this," Skyla thought. You see Skyla's parents were those ones who their child could control them... in simple words, Skylar's parent are the child and Skylar was the parent. ===

"W we're m moving to Egypt," her mum whispered.
==="What?" Skyla cried and thought she was still dreaming! She pinched herself. "Ouch!" Skyla cried. Then the truth sank in and she looked up at her mum in disbelief. "Excuse me?" === ==="Look Skyla,I know it sound impossible but listen to me carefully! Me and your Daddy don't have enough money to stay in this house anymore as you know,so we checked on the internet to see if there were any more cheaper houses that we could afford.Then we suddenly saw on the corner of the page was an ad...we looked at it carefully and saw it was SO cheap,only $100 per month and the house could fit 4 people and that's more than enough room for all of us!"So we phone the owner but then this is  when we got a surprise,the person on the other side of the phone was speaking a totally different language than us...so me and your Daddy tried to explain to the owner that we would like to rent the house,but the owner sounds like they don't know a thing about what me and your Daddy are trying to say ! "Then we looked at the ad again it said in small letters (this house is in Egypt ! please have an person to translate your language to me if you want to rent the house )! "Me and your Daddy thought about this over night then we had a talk about it through the night and we thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to move to Egypt.Just this morning we rang an Egyptian translator to help us translate who ever was on the other side of the phone's language" The owner agreed and said we could <span style="color: #000000; display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">move there anytime as long as we let them know.After he or she gave us there address . <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Skylar's Mum (sort of) wept.You could see the edges of her eyes shimmering with tears... ===

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Huh?"Skyla asked <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"So,we ARE moving?"Skylar asked again.
===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Yep,and were moving straight next week! We even have a rent sign just outside the door!" Skylar quickly ran outside to see the sign. It said, "For rent $300 dollars a month,3 bedrooms,1 living room,2 bathrooms." Skylar stood there still,she couldn't hear a sound(even though its usually very noisy around the neighborhood.) Suddenly she burst into tears. She started running with her head in her hands,trying to keep her tears unseen. In her head she thought "Why do we have to move? Why didn't they discuss it with me?Why do adults always do stuff without discussing it with their children?" Lots of questions filled her mind. ===

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Back at home Skylar's Mum or Mrs Humston was worried to the bones,"I knew we shouldn't have told her honey"Mrs Humston mumbled.
===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Well I guess if we didn't tell her until the day we moved she would be more angry with us"Mr Humston exclaimed." We all know that Skylar has an "adult" mind, so she will saved herself if she was in trouble...right?" Mr Humston explained more since Mrs Humston didn't look so sure."Okay honey, but if she doesn't come back by 7 we'll be out finding her! Okay?" ===

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===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Minutes and minutes past,but of course Skyla didn't notice because she was SO angry.she was wondering if she could go to her friend,Jaline's house to sleepover since that might scare her parents a little cause they might think she won't come back unless they said that they actually wouldn't move.After she has scared parent she would go back to their own little cosy home(or might as well move to another place since they didn't have enough money.)! So that was her plan, but is it really going to work? ===

=<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">__FAILED!__ =

===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">She carried on walking through the dark,scary and cold(because she only wore a blue T-shirt) night. The only light she could see was the dim and HARDLY working street lights. "Am I going to make it to her house or will I die just lying on the street?" she thought inside her head(but of couse the "dead case" wouldn't happen)... feeling a bit unconsious she decided to carry on. Finally after Skylar guessed about two hours later (but actually only two minutes) she finally reached her friend Jaline's house! "Knock knock" Skylar called as she knocked on the door with the last of her strength. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Click" went the door, Skylar saw Jaline's face just before she fainted... <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">--- ===

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Mum!" called Jaline as Skylar fainted on her.
===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Yes darling...do we have a visitor?" "Yeah! Its Skylar and she FAINTED on me, COME AND HELP!" Jaline screamed as she replied. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Oh Gosh Darling, how did she get here in the first place?" === ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Come and you'll SEE Mum!"Shouted Jaline! At the corner of Jaline's eye she could see her Mum hurrying to her still with her facial Musk on! === ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Oh my goly goly gosh!You are right she is really in a difficult situation right now. Well why don't we call Skylar's parents as we send her to hospital?"Just then Skylar actually half opened her eyes..."AH! A FREAKY GHOST, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!"Straight after Skylar fainted AGAIN!!!! ===

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Ok Mum I'll get Dad and you call Skylar's Mum.I think we better hurry cause Skylar looks pale...VERY pale...!
=<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">__Am I in Heaven?__ = ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">​ <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;">__I woke up feeling rather weak​ ​and had an unexplainable kind of feel,it was like I was in Heaven.I opened my mouth and whispered to myself "Am I in heaven?"__ <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">.Suddenly a familiar face appeared at the very front of my eyes...it was Jaline! I asked her "Are you in heaven too?". === ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">"Of course not you DUMBO! Don't you know you fainted on me after you knocked on my door?I really got freaked out when that happened!" === ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">**"Oh?Did I?Wheres my Mum and Dad?Do they know I'm here?Am I alright?Why am I feeling so...so weak and DOWN?".None of those questions got answered cause straight after she finished her last question her Mum and Dad rushed inside the room."Oh my oh my oh my GOLY GOLY GOSH!!!!!!Are u alright Darling?When I heard the message I was so freaked out!!!!!!!** === ====<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">**"Oh my gosh Mum I alright!"exclaimed Skylar trying to hide her scared feeling.She was going to ask about the "Moving to Egypt thing"but when she was just about to open her mouth...when suddenly what she saw infront of her caused her to faint again(for the third time)...** ==== =<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">__Mixed Feelings__ = ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">So your probably wondering what kind of PERSON could Skylar see then SUDDENLY faint for the third time? Well lets go back into 100 years ago..nah not THAT long ago, um... lets say 6 years ago. When Skylar was 6 (So Skylar is now 12 years old) she had a big sister a VERY big one(not her age... but her size) called Selina. Skylar always adores playing with her VERY big sister and nicknamed her big sister "Bebe (standing for beach ball)". Now your thinking why didn't this forgetful author mention Bebe in the front of the book? Well you see Bebe moved out when just six years ago and the reason why she moved out was because sweet sweet love but in this chapter its EVIL EVIL love! Anyway so Bebe had a boyfriend right? and the boyfriend was a gangster-ish guy, Skylar's family was classical, PURE classical. Mr and Mrs Humston wouldn't approve any gangster-ish guy as a part of their family... not even if the gangster-ish guy called Ray would change him name into Bob and call Mrs Humston Mummy( Blah! Thats sounds awful to call your Mother-in-law.No wonder Mrs Humston wouldn't accept him). So Bebe ran away with Ray and lived happily ever after( Did that sound like a fairytale? Sorry to Mrs Humton because she was the Witch). "The Happily ever after" only applied to Bebe and Ray, as for Skylar it was "Loneliness ever after", Skylar phone Bebe several times but it didn't work even IF Bebe was answering her phone when Skylar asked if she could come back, Bebe's only reply was " Sorry but, no". Skylar's heart broke each time she heard those AWFUL words coming out of her sister's mouth. Finally Skylar gave up her last hope, if begging Bebe wouldn't work then what was the point of weeping all by myself without her knowing? "Never mind", Skylar would think each time she wanted to hear her sister's warm and cuddly voice. Finally six years past with Skylar forcing herself not to think about Bebe it was really hard at first but then she forgot about Bebe, it wasn't like "TOTALLY forget Bebe" its was like... lets say at the back of her mind. Now back to the hospital. === ===<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;">I finally woke up at exact 4 hours later and was screaming for my life cause who was here?! BEBE!!!! . Skylar wrote in her diary, oh yes they are not in the Hospital they are at home so I'll change it into : Now back at the house. Ray was talking to Skylar and surprised Skylar with his voice...it was as if he hadd that kind of operation where you can suddenly change your "Manly" voice in a sweet and comfy voice and thats how Ray said "Are you okay, feeling up or down? You want a cup of warm hot chocolate?". Even Skylar couldn't resist not hating him anymore. Normally Ray would just talk like " Hey yo whats up homeys!!!!! Cause like dude I'm like goin to the, um... like skateboard place so like... gee you wanna come?" You can see now how much Ray has changed past the the last 6 years. Next day was even worse, it was the day when Skylar would go on a plane and then FLY to Egypt and " Live Happily Ever After" well actually AGAIN that doesn't apply to Skylar, it only is to Mr and Mrs Humston. It was also the day when Skylar and Bebe would sadly bid a fond farewell, say goodbye to her BFF,Jaline and then onto "The Carriage to Hell". When she gets there she would live her worse nightmare. Skylar had everything planned, she would not go to school there, not say anything for her whole life. The plane set off without Skylar's permission. Skylar is now alone. Only with her happily ever after parents beside chatting happily to the people next to them. She could bet you 5 bucks that those people are starting to get annoyed. " What are parents suppose to do to you? They're no help to anything. What do I need them for? I could live happily ever after if only I could stay at my own house,in New Zealand, at auckland, in the best town EVER called North Shore, which has a road called Holland Road.She would somehow get a job and live by herself, no school, no pressure, no nothing. Well in imagination, ANYTHING like this could happen, you could live with your Fairygod mother she would get you a unicorn, you get a huge gigantic house which is made out of chocolate and lollies you would gobble it down a witch would come and get you (hey, doesn't that remind you of a very familiar story?????)! You would get your wand... In REALITY Skyla was now dreaming happily about "imagination". ===